'Except if the Earth stops spinning it'll all go to our heads. Or something like that, according to this?
Where the oceans go if the earth's spin is reduced or stops.http://www.esri.com/news/arcuser/0610/nospin.html
In other words we would have all the water where the ice age was all that time ago?
There have been records in the past where the sun has been said to have stopped in the sky. Could that have been something similar? It's mentioned in the Bible and the Chinese mention it as well.
Supposing it happens on a regular basis, perhaps due to magnetic reversal or something? I think I mentioned somewhere else about a book I once read which reckoned that the Scottish glens were formed by water not ice because glaciers don't do that sort of thing due to the heat at the bottom of the ice which produces water which helps the ice to slide without causing too much damage to the ground.
Anyway back to something more serious. The Bletherskite site is a bit inaccurate. July is An t-Iuchar not 'Luchar' as he has it. He also gets Foghar wrong. It would be well to cross check with Dwelly for proper translations. Otherwise he is accurate. I would say that Samhradh is really just the same word as Summer, it's more or less the same pronunciation if a bit west countryish.
As for the fake lords and ladies mum's the word. I knew someone who bought a doctorate from an American 'academic' site. He said it was very useful for his driving licence when being stopped by the police. He explains how he is in a hurry to visit an elderly patient etc.
Be careful the scullery maid doesn't find out or she'll be off with your copy of the Daily Mail every morning and there's nothing you can do about it.