The publication of The Megalithic Empire
got us a spot on the rather prestigious (by minority standards) Megalithomania Conference at Glastonbury. Bottom of the bill but, hey, so was Wee Vickie Madge once. Anyway we put some stuff together and tried it out in the provinces, aka Wokingham Library.
Although it went down quite well it didn't set the audience alight so we decided to junk The Megaltihc Empire material and try with a whole new patter all about tidal islands and Venus Pools, some of which has been leaking out into these august pages. If anybody wants to witness the World Premier of a theory that will overturn everything we thought we knew about British pre-history then come along. Here are the details:
On Monday 22 April at 2pm we are inviting customers to join 'A Megalithic Voyage'. A talk by Mick Harper, co-author with Harriet Vered of a book called 'The Megalithic Empire'. No charge, but booking is required. Contact Bracknell Library on 01344 423149 to book.
There will be another performance on 2nd May in the evening at Wokingham Library for those who have a day job. Would people mind coming up to me after the talk and asking for autographs in a loud voice or throwing knickers or stuffing large denomination banknotes down my cleavage or ... well, just use your initiative. All items will be returned in the pub afterwards.