'All the MacDonalds I know are short and dark. Perhaps they were swapped for MacLeods at birth and it's a family secret?'
Well, ye'll have heard of the changelings have ye not?
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/britchange.htmlImagine giving birth to a good stout hardy MacLeod bairn and next morning in its place there's a peely wally thing like ane o' they twa MacDonald weaklings.
I knew a MacDonald who married a Campbell lassie. He bragged that that was his way of getting rid of the Campbells.
Part of my maternal ancestry includes Stewarts from the Braes area of Skye. They were all evicted by the MacDonald chief who was trying to screw every last penny out of them. Most of them went off to Canada.
Mind you another side to the family were Nicolsons who were done down by the MacLeods and had to get help from the MacDonalds.
Mind you the final insult must really be those MacDonald's greaseburger joints all over the place. What a revenge to inflict on humanity for Glencoe.